Slanguage

Post by **Phineus** » Mon Aug 14, 2000 11:29 pm

So what's wrong with Ralph's? I said ralph not Ralph's.

And in the parking lot of Ralph's, where no prices are lower prices than Ralph's, in the parking lot of Ralph's, in between a pair of customized trucks, where nobody was looking...

And speaking of Ralph's, can you name that tune?

SIG · Post by **SIG** » Fri Aug 18, 2000 10:20 pm

<font color="red">L O F R E 1. I M SIG. I F E 10 A (3.14159265358979327...) + 2 X. I M N A ot L + I F R ted.
</font>.
Read in a slurred fashion with no pauses.
<font color="green">Translation: Hello everyone. I am SIG. I have eaten a pie (pi) and two eggs. I am in a hotel and I have farted. </font>.

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SIG · Post by **SIG** » Fri Aug 18, 2000 10:26 pm

Age old problem: Rhino. Plural?

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Egag Mas · Post by **Egag Mas** » Fri Aug 18, 2000 10:31 pm

Go here. I found this site when trying to find out how to get a £5 note to float.

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OOPS · Post by **OOPS** » Fri Aug 18, 2000 10:38 pm

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam.

If you want more spam goto:
http://www.montypython.net/scripts/spam.php3

EmceeMart · Post by **EmceeMart** » Fri Sep 15, 2000 11:49 am

An appeal:

Dorothy has had a directive from her (female)boss (of indeterminate sexual preference) to curb her language... So PC! So I would like some help here... I invite you all to send alternative suggestions for all the common offensive words and sayings - the more obscure the better.

Sample words include the F word, S word, C word, A word etc, etc.
Sample words she cannot include (because she may offend someone) also include "retarded", "*bleep*" and "dern"..

All responses will be appreciated.
Shucky darn straight Dude.

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Psyco · Post by **Psyco** » Fri Sep 15, 2000 12:11 pm

wth are yall talkin about? i dont know... but then again ime not sure what year it is so yall are probobly maken sence..

Post by **Phineus** » Sat Sep 16, 2000 8:21 am

retarded - dim-witted or intellectually challenged (get the idea yet psyco?)
*bleep* - pleasantly disinclined or offspring of a pekingese
dern - put a plug in it

A - apples
C - car keys
S - state of Massachusetts or Orlando Florida
F - break wind

Hacman · Post by **Hacman** » Sat Sep 16, 2000 10:21 am

wtf????

whats going on didn't this slanguage die down long ago?

Next thing everyone will be talking bout the forsaken olympics!

wtf? wtf? wtf? is going on?

Someone please explain cause i dont have a clue what is going on

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Post by **Phineus** » Sat Sep 16, 2000 11:05 am

>>wtf?

White Tile Flooring ?

Wrap That Foot ?

Watermelon Tangerine Flavor ?

Will Tentacles Fly ?

Whip Ten Flamingos ?

Western Telegram Flowers ?

Where's The Feedbag ?

Washing Tainted Fingers ?

Walter Thomas Fitzpatrick ?

Wet Towel Fleas ?

Waiting Takes Forever ?

Wild Tail Foxes ?

Way Too Funny ?

What's This For ?

That's what I'd like to know. emcee was asking for euphemism, not vulgarities. Clean it up, hacman, that's what this is about.

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jelz · Post by **jelz** » Sat Sep 16, 2000 3:24 pm

>>Next thing everyone will be talking bout the forsaken olympics!

>>Next we will be talking about the freakin olympics

Got Olympics on your mind Haccy? If I were you wouldn't be talking about them, I'd be there.

>>ime not sure what year it is

2000. Its the year 2000, Psyco. Scary, isn't it?

>>I invite you all to send alternative suggestions for all the common offensive words and sayings

Donkeys, mules, baboons, gorillas, monkeys, apes, pigs. Though that might be an insult to the animals.

Wint · Post by **Wint** » Sat Sep 16, 2000 6:34 pm

-sik-

EmceeMart · Post by **EmceeMart** » Sat Sep 16, 2000 7:17 pm

WK... nice to see you back here pal

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Hacman · Post by **Hacman** » Sun Sep 17, 2000 11:29 am

aaah well i dunno what to say? as usual in subjects like this

animals, olympics, wtf, spam???????

this is anotehr one of those weird subjects

btw:was wk ever gone?

edit

phin - wtf - i didn't mean the real meaning of it lol i meant 'way to funny' lol. I do it all the time in chatrooms lol

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EmceeMart · Post by **EmceeMart** » Sun Sep 17, 2000 1:38 pm

>>btw:was wk ever gone?<<
Wel Haccy M8 I haven't seen him around for about 3 months.

WTF?... Where's The Flying ointment?

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Wint · Post by **Wint** » Sun Sep 17, 2000 5:23 pm

SIG · Post by **SIG** » Tue Sep 19, 2000 5:28 am

Yo Sik Winterkill!

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SIG · Post by **SIG** » Tue Sep 26, 2000 10:50 pm

Heloooooooo?

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Wint · Post by **Wint** » Thu Sep 28, 2000 1:51 am

EmceeMart · Post by **EmceeMart** » Thu Sep 28, 2000 8:36 am

WK I earned a Boy Scout badge for MIF... 'cos as everyone should know, if you put the tea in first, it will burn the milk!
(ever since THAT lesson I've stuck to vodka)

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