Please Read!

Disposable · Post by **Disposable** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:04 am

We at the "Find Abandoned Redundant Trucks" society, (from now on referred to as F.A.R.T.). Wish to remind all you Track makers that you have an obligation to help lost trucks find the road again!
It is no good complaining that the poor brainless computer Trucks are to stupid to stay on the path, as other track makers have compassionately helped these little animals to find their way in life, safely negotiating all obstacles.
In future we at F.A.R.T. will expect you Track makers who take on the admittedly daunting obligation to help these critters to stay on the right road, to work hard to give them a better future. One that will enable them to finish the Circuit or Rally of life successfully!

Post by **Phineus** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:12 am

<ul><li>Link to the <a href="http://mtm2.com/~traxx/traxxsch.html">Fellowship of Leagues And Teams Under Legal Non Compliance Enforcement (F.L.A.T.U.L.E.N.C.E.)</a> homepage.</li></ul>

Disposable · Post by **Disposable** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:29 am

Ah! A sense of humor, how refreshing! In these dark dismal days of Truckless racing (computer), it is always good to see that someone can rise above the diarrhea of life, and reach for the rumbling tummy of salvation.
Seriously, thanks for the link, I may just give it a go!

PS: That would be: F.O.L.A.T.U.L.N.C.E. Still the thought was there!.....You must have had a bad case of wind when you wrote it! [(-:]

Malibu350 · Post by **Malibu350** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:35 pm

> Ah! A sense of humor, how refreshing!

Speaking of funny.. This's the funniest post i've seen here in years...

That "Smoke & Mirrors" track is truly inspired. (by somebody totally insane! [(-:] )

I may be the only one laughing out loud, but thanks all the same

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Disposable · Post by **Disposable** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:22 am

Thanks! But actually I love Smoke & Mirrors, a truly great track!

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:34 am

i remember that track, maybe it was an old version, (and im not bashing here) but it was just a track over hills to me, no scenery at all, it actually looked like a road texture experiment.

I got it December 22nd, 2003
here is my copy of it (I still have it lol)
http://trevorsarchives.selfip.net/temp/ ... irrors.rar

If this is an old version it might be an interesting Past-Blast heh. I honestly liked the layout, but I rarely played it back then cause ye-ole computer couldn't handle those road textures too well, it froze up a lot.

Disposable · Post by **Disposable** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:49 pm

It may well be the same one, I don't know if Phineus ever did an update!
The whole point is the over the top driving experience, and not the pretty scenery.
I love it because the hills and drops and jumps are so extreme! Pure madness!

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:17 am

oh i c, i dunno in 2003 I prolly missed the point lol.