I had to play with this one lol
"We'd like you to do our internet usage survey"
Alright but I am a bit busy doing... something... Ugh! Awee......
"This will only take a few minutes sir"
ok let me just wash my hands
*turn on water*
*put phone on table*
Honey have you seen my underwear?
*my mother responds*
It's under the sheets at the end of the bed
Thanks
*pick up phone*
ok, can I get your number so I can call you back when you are being intimate with your girlfriend that isn't your wife?
"Ummm.. sorry"
*Hangs up*
